Thank you so much for playing the pipes at our wedding. We loved having you there, you are truly a very talented person. Other than Jess the red-tailed hawk making off with the wedding rings before one last desperate attempt to kill Pete’s sporran, and the castle ghosts cutting the power off to the entire site during the evening – thank goodness the best man was an electrician! – We couldn’t have wished for a better day. A thousand thanks yous again for adding some class to our otherwise disorganised shambles!